Tuesday, May 23, 2006

So it turns out I'm staying in Berkeley


Yeah, I didn't even make one of the three contenders. To my surprise, though, when they read the last of the four names and it wasn't mine, I felt a little weak in the knees from relief -- I don't have to leave the Bay. My whole psychology of treating it like a win-win scenario turned out to be for real, who knew? I was feeling so confident at times I thought that not getting the top spot would have me all curled up in a ball.

I went for it, and I went for it hard, and oodles of friends gave me props from everywhere and I feel great. Sure, I'm bummed, but it's cool.

I've got a bunch more pictures to post, but it turns out I'm spending my final night in San Diego proper hanging out with friends, and not in the hotel with its fancy wireless internet. I'll spin a longer tale tomorrow, with pictures in glorious color, but for now, witness my final model, "Monstas from Space."

It was going to be "Monsters from Outer Space, but those damn letters took a real long time.

Day Two

Today we walked to the park from the hotel (which is across the street). We got rained on slightly. Our first stop was the Lego Clubhouse, where they house the gazillions of bricks we had to choose from to be our core supply for the build-off tomorrow. We had an hour, and most everyone spent the last half hour sitting at the little tables tinkering. It's what we do.










Then we had our interview and two building challenges. The interviews were conducted by HR staffers Kim and Heather (as a team), HR guy Marcus, and Pat the model shop boss. I got Kim and Heather, who were totally friendly. I talked about my career history and they wrote a lot of stuff down. When the big question came, "why should we pick you?" I opened with "I'm a lateral thinker," and while they were writing that down I froze for a second. Then, while they were still writing, the internal flywheel started spinning again and I rattled off the rest of the spiel that I'd been gathering in my head over the last week or two. I think I did that "selling myself" thing with more push than in any other job interview I've ever had. I even said "I get people to like me quickly" or something like that, which I had some post-interview mini qualms about. Buuut, what the heck, it's true. I'm charming, it's an asset. What can I say?

I went back to the little waiting room, thinking I still had to talk to Pat and Marcus. Then, in a bit of casual conversation I figured out everyone only got one interview, with one of the interviewers. My dawning relief was so bewildering, my confirmation of this came out "you blean we just must have one interview, to us?" Well, great! (Also good was my realization that I hadn't held anything back, thinking there was more to do. I was aiming to impress everyone equally).

The time limit for both building challenges was 55 minutes. The first building challenge was to make an egg. Everyone got to sit in front of this gorgeously organized set of bins. Plates, from 1x1 to 1x8, then 2x2 to 2x8, then the brick versions of the same pieces. I went for the green, cuz green is pretty. I asked if I could listen to my iPod, which I did. When I was worried I wasn't going to finish the egg, I thought "oh great, it's going to look like I was too busy fiddling with my iPod to do the task." I had a couple spots where I needed to pull stuff off and rethink. Then, as I was closing in on the top, I was certain each downward push was going to implode the whole thing. I reminded myself that I'd built animation props out of much flimsier materials, that I had the right touch if I just concentrated. (The guy next to me started his from the top first, which I wished I'd thought of.) But in the end I actually had enough time to sort the unused pieces back into their bins. Sorting, of course, is the other great joy of Lego freakery.

The second challenge was to make a face out of bricks, at least six inches high. This guy just makes it. We had a full range of yellow pieces and some selected black and white ones. Right away I decided to make him winking (or grimacing in pain, you decide), which was a good application of my "don't forget the hook" point I realized after going on KRON that time. Although I came up right against the time limit, this was a much more relaxed experience. (There's another pic of this guy in the last post, if you scroll down. I used the flash, so you can tell his teeth are white).

On my way back to the hotel I saw I had a message from the always delightful Tami, saying she was blowing off work to come hang out at the park with me. We scoped the place really good, making sure the thing I'm going to do for my build-off piece tomorrow wasn't represented anywhere. It isn't, but I can't tell you what it is yet. It turned out that one of Tami's ideas while we were brainstorming last night, to rep some works of fine art in Lego...they had that idea already. So obviously it was a good idea -- just shows you how good it is to have her brain on my side. You'll notice that blue light saber floating in space, that's so the kids can pose fighting the D-man. But Tami's a hugger, not a fighter.

It's been a full day. I took a nap, ate some steak, and now I'm going to practice for my piece tomorrow. Thank you so much for all the attention and good wishes, all of you. I can feel you sending me good vibes all the way from here, and it's the best thing ever, I mean it. I might not get the top spot tomorrow, but right now I feel like I can't lose.

Here's a few photos from my wanderings today and yesterday.

This is the first thing I want to copy when I get home. Big, beautiful bass. Or salmon. Trout?

If this ever actually happened in nature, it would be unstoppable.

Miniland's Embarcadero Center. This feels incomplete without a little Jonah and Marly running around in it.

The dinosaurs are heartbreakingly pretty. Fantastic colors.

Something about the bottom of this guy's jaw -- I love it!

The mini Smithsonian might be my favorite structure in all of miniland.

I love how this isn't just a big basilisk, it's a giant version of the toy of the basilisk. And he seems to be snaking out of the dirt. Sssss!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Interviews, tests

Done with the first hurdle! We had to make an egg and a face. My egg was touch and go for a bit there, I wasn't sure if I was gonna finish. And I was sure I was going to collapse the whole thing when I did the top.

The face is a little blocky, I admit, but he's winking. Get it?

Enough of that, what about the toys?




Picked up one of these for myself. The figs are great!

Day One

I'm too shagged to write much, but here are some highlights of the day.

Check me out! First time in a stretch limo. As good as advertised.

This kid was considering going Godzilla on DC, but his dad said "don't even think about it." Darn!

I am quite literally pressed against the glass for this one, longingly looking inside. That's the model shop. One wall is a big window, so the magic is viewable to the public. Just don't knock on the glass, the fish don't like it.

More super-coolness.

Awww.

Monday is interviews and building tests. Tuesday is the final build-off. Two hours to do a "what would you add to the park" model. Hmmmm.

Winner and three contenders are announced at 1:30 pm California time on Tuesday.

Thanks for all the calls and support. My friends and family totally rule. That's you guys, you rule!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Fingers of butter you have


Omigod, I was supposed to post this 4 thousand years ago.

From Rebelscum: "Darth Vader is in need of repairs… better operate quick! This classic Operation game is reborn with the addition of Darth Vader on the table! Dig deep into the Dark Lord of the Sith by removing his symbols of power: he's got Deflecting Palm, Ominous Breathing, Rebel Scum Detector, Deadly Duel, and many more! Don’t set off the buzzer, or the Dark Lord of the Sith's eyes will light up and you will hear him scream in pain! 'NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!'"

Well, that's great. We all know the "nooo" scream was the best part of the movie.

I can't even tell what all that stuff is. That knife, for instance, and that thing in his chest. On the flip side, I'm tickled pink by the fact that he's got a smaller Darth Vader head in his head. Sometimes I wonder if I've got a smaller version of my head in my head, too. And also maybe that's where the voices come from.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

New Legion of Super-Heroes character designs look awful


The Superman Homepage is pleased to present an exclusive first look at the actual completed character designs for the up-coming "Legion of Super-Heroes" animated series!
Look for the "Legion of Super-Heroes" animated series to hit the new CW network later this year.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Toys from the NEW Battlestar Galactica


According to Rebelscum,these tasty little numbers might already be hitting the stands. I tend to cherry-pick ships that are in this scale, but going by these pics I'm tempted by all threeWhat I really hope this means is that they're considering some larger scale versions of these guys. Action Fleet scale would be perfect, of course, but I fear those toys have gone the way of...well, all the other good toys. I'm sure if they start making BG figures, they'll suck.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Hey...

You know, that's actually a pretty cool figure. Marvel Legends, right? I say so because of the distinctive spherical thigh joints. Have you ever seen this?

The Lego Room bursts forth

In the past weeks I have been going nuts uploading pictures onto my Brickshelf page. Before I started I had around a dozen folders, now I'm up to sixty and I still have more to go. Check the action out here, or click "Octopunk's Brickshelf page" in the sidebar there. I have enough folders to warrant a second page, so scroll down and click "Next" to see the rest.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Hasbro Posts Wider 1st-Quarter Loss

Hasbro Inc., the nation's second biggest toy maker, on Monday reported a wider loss for the first quarter, and said the second quarter would be challenging as the company braces for a falloff in "Star Wars" merchandise.

The first quarter loss of $4.9 million, or 3 cents per share, for the three months ended April 2, was blamed largely on foreign currency fluctuation and new accounting rules for stock options. In the same quarter last year, Hasbro lost $3.7 million, or 2 cents per share.

Expenses related to stock-based compensation reduced results by 2 cents per share in the latest quarter. If similar expenses had been included a year ago, the loss for that period would have been 4 cents per share.

Revenue rose to $468.2 million from $454.9 million with a strong performance from Hasbro's North American operations. Currency fluctuations reduced revenue by about $9 million in the first quarter.

Analysts surveyed by Thomson Financial were expecting a loss of 1 cent per share, including stock-options expenses, on revenue of $430 million.

"While we feel good about the business for the full year, it's worth noting that the second quarter will be challenging," Alfred Verrecchia, president and chief executive of the Pawtucket-based company, said in a conference call Monday morning.

Verrecchia said the company expected a continued decline in merchandise sales linked to "Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith," which was released in theaters last year.

Hasbro's North American operations posted a 7 percent increase in revenue to $310.3 million, driven by board games and toy lines such as Nerf, Supersoaker and Littlest Pet Shop. Operating profit at the division rose by 3 percent to $4.77 billion.

Verrecchia said Candyland, Scrabble, Life and other board games had all performed well in the quarter.

"We've had good retail movement with the games business," he said.

Because of the changes in some foreign currencies versus the dollar, Hasbro's international segment saw revenue decline by 5 percent and its operating loss widen to $8.3 billion from $7.9 billion. On a constant-currency basis, international revenue rose 2 percent.

From Forbes, "Hasbro's toy brands include Mr. Potato Head, Milton Bradley games and Playskool. The company is the second-biggest toy maker in the United States behind Mattel Inc., which last week posted higher first-quarter earnings and reported sales of $793.3 million.

Verrechhia said the company expected to ship products later this year related to its licensing deal with Marvel Comics, which gives the company toy rights to characters including The Hulk, Captain America and Spider-Man.

He said the company was looking forward to the anticipated releases of the "Spider-Man 3" film and the live-action "Transformers" movie, both of which are due out in 2007.

Shares of Hasbro fell 27 cents, or 1.3 percent, to $20.66 in morning trading on the New York Stock Exchange. They have traded in a 52-week range of $17.75 to $22.35."

Friday, April 21, 2006

There's a Han Solo in Carbonite RIGHT THERE, Grab It You Moron!


JPX unearthed this picture he took of me in 1985. This is me a few weeks into being 17 years old. There's all kinds of things to make fun of here, but nothing that stings more than the fact that this was the first and LAST time we saw the Power of the Force collection of Star Wars figs on the shelves. Except maybe how thin I am. Was.

About three figures to the right of my head there is indeed a Han Solo in Carbonite figure, hanging there with its puny 4 dollar price tag. Maybe less, I don't remember. Anyway, if you assume four bucks then the carded figure has enjoyed a three thousand percent markup. Dang!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Lushros Dofine is a pretty good figure after you rip his arm off

While scouting unsuccessfully for Batman Legos the other day, I decided to pick this guy up. He doesn't have any dangling scarfy things on his outfit to bug me, and I've always liked the Nemoidians as aliens.

HOWEVER, when I got him out of the package I was annoyed to notice that the hanging sleeve of his right arm doesn't hang straight down. You can see it in this picture, and it can't be corrected by repositioning his arm. Fortunately I was able to pull off his forearm without any damage.*

I then took my trusty dremel and sliced at an angle into the spot where the forearm meets the upper arm. I haven't reglued it yet, but I can tell that the sleeve now looks like it obeys gravity AND the joint looks good, too. The obvious disadvantage is that the joint will be forever glued in place, but that doesn't really bother me.

*Unless you count that I pulled off his head in the same move, but it popped right back on. While that sounds like the typical "it's crap" complaint, I do like this method of mounting a hollow head on a spherical neck. It provides a good range of head movement.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Others agree that JLU line rocks!

JPX: This is a somewhat outdated article that reviews some of the Justice League Unlimited line. It's just good to know that others are paying attention.

Octopunk: Speaking of paying attention, It's two and a half weeks later and I'm finally adding a picture to this post. I stalled because this dude's pictures are all as blurry as this one...but I didn't feel like looking for a comparison pic of the two Braniacs. I was going to snap my own tonight, but my tripod's still at Adam's house. Instead, since I just read this article for the first time, I thought I'd chime in [in brackets]. So from Captain Toy:

Mattel's Justice League Unlimited figures are turning up across the nation, and for most fans, this is a more than welcome change in direction for the JL line. [Indeed.] Focusing on expanding the character roster rather than simply trotting out the core seven again and again with more plastic crap snapped onto them [bullseye!], this line is seen by many as this decade's equivalent of the fondly remembered Super Powers line of the 80s. Since the core seven JL members have been covered before, this review focuses on some of the new additions to the JL lineup: Dr. Fate, Green Arrow, the Atom, Red Tornado, Amazo, Brainiac, Starman, and Aquaman.

Packaging - ***1/2
The packaging used is preferable to digging through a bunch of loose figures that have been tossed into a box, and that's about all I can say for it. The cards for single figures are small, just big enough to house the figure and its accessory. With the age warnings and the multilingual product descriptions, the overall look is one of extreme clutter. The cards for the three-packs are larger, but no less cluttered. Each card has a little icon on the top left corner that names the episode the included figures were featured in, which is a nice little afterthought. The figures shown on the back are not named, a common trait on Mattel's packaging these days. I understand that it's due to their preference for multilingual cards-- naming the characters shown on the cardback would add even more clutter-- it's still a strike against them. I can see clueless parents nationwide fretting as their children ask for "the big red guy" they saw on the cardback, with no name to go by. Lastly, the fact that characters like Green Arrow are shown flying on the front of the card is just... odd.

[It is pretty loony how much text there is on these cards, and that's a pain in the butt about the names. I wonder which other non-flyers are flying on the package.]

Sculpting - Dr. Fate, Green Arrow, Red Tornado, Aquaman, Starman, the Atom, : *** 1/2; Amazo: ***; Brainiac: **
The sculpting quality is very good overall, with one glaring exception. We'll get to him in a moment. Dr. Fate, Green Arrow, Red Tornado, Aquaman, the Atom, and Starman are the best of the bunch here, with nice clean sculpts that perfectly capture the look and feel of the characters. Green Arrow, in particular, seems absolutely spot-on, a perfect three-dimensional rendering of the animated character. Aquaman's slightly-angry look is appropriate, too, and give the figure a more expressive look than the neutral facial expressions many of the other figures have. Amazo'a sculpt is generally good, but there's something about it that just seems... off. I can't really pinpoint it, but something doesn't seem quite right about him.[I'd have to get an Amazo to know if I agree, but I do recall being a teensy bit disappointed seeing the figure, since I had seen the episode of the cartoon. The main thing to remember is that the cartoon is brilliant because they made Amazo that groovy abstract robot instead of a bare-chested goblin in stripey pants. Although while looking for that first pic I found a very cool custom JLU Old School Amazo clearly made from a Martian Manhunter fig. Neato!]

Scraping the bottom of the barrel is Brainiac. The body sculpt is actually pretty good, but this guy's head sculpt is just terrible. He has this weird sunken face, and a goofy pouting expression. My advice is to skip this one altogether, and hunt down the Brainiac figure from the Superman: The Animated Series line. It's superior to this one in every way. [Yeah, I agree with everything there. The original animated Braniac is probably in my top 20 favorite figures.] The scale on the figures is pretty good, with Brainiac and Aquaman the largest, and the Atom bringing up the rear.

Paint - **1/2
The paint apps are fairly sloppy in general, but nothing too bad. Bleed and slop are apparent here and there on every figure. It's noticeable, but it's not atrocious. I've seen better paint apps on mass-marketed figures, but I've also seen far worse. The only figure on which no slop is apparent is Amazo, but all that is painted on this figure are his red eyes and the black slit that surrounds them. Red Tornado features an odd mix of paint quality, as the slop is apparent at various points on the figure. However, the little slits for his eyes and mouth are painted perfectly, with no color bleed or slop whatsoever. One of my major gripes is with Dr. Fate. The prototype pics we saw had Fate painted in blue and gold, but on the actual figure, the gold has been replaced with bright, screaming yellow. The gold looked much better, and this change hurts the figure just a bit.

[I disagree with most of that. It sounds like he was going by just the figures he had in his hands. But, maybe his standards are higher than mine. I was also glad Dr. Fate wasn't gold, he wouldn't have matched the Super Powers one.]

Articulation - Aquaman: ***, the rest: **
This is a sore spot for many collectors. Mattel added articulation to the JL figures last year, then they take it away this year. Only previously produced figures such as Aquaman and the five males from the core seven have the additional articulation, while all the new figures are missing it. Without the added articulation, the figures look a bit like glorified Happy Meal toys. Aquaman has cut neck, shoulders, waist, and hips, and elbow and knee joints. This gives him a pretty good range of movement, and only makes the limited articulation on the other figures seem more inadequate. The others have cut neck, shoulders, and hips. That's it. The old "Hasbro five." This line is often compared to the Super Powers line, and it's just sad that a line produced twenty years ago sported more articulation than this one. Aside from Aquaman, these figures are good for standing in a static pose, and not much else.

[Since I'm more in tune with static poses, I prefer the old "Hasbro five." The figures look cleaner and feel sturdier. Actually, I think the way they do it is perfect: add joints to later incarnations of the figures. The thing is, the extra articulation doesn't make them all that flexible. The sculpts prevent really dramatic poses. Try to make your "knees & elbows" Flash look like he's running reeeeallly fast, and you'll see what I mean.]

Accessories - The Atom, Green Arrow: ***, Dr. Fate: **, the rest: big fat 0
The Atom comes with an excellent accessory: a tiny version of himself, less than an inch tall. This lets you re-enact his shrinking power perfectly. The tiny Atom is unarticulated, of course. Green Arrow comes with his bow and an arrow, although he can't hold them properly because of his inadequate articulation. Dr. Fate comes with an ankh that is ablaze with lightning. The single figures also include a card featuring a character from the show. It doesn't appear to have any purpose, unlike the game cards packaged with recent Marvel Legends figures. These aren't anything earth-shattering, but at this price, these accessories are acceptable. The figures in the three-packs have no accessories. This isn't a big deal with most of them, but why couldn't they at least toss Starman's staff in there with him?

[I didn't know GA couldn't hold his bow, and I also think that accessory would be at least as important as Starman's staff. I mean, I know Starman has a staff because that character shows up in the Starman comic book (although he's not the title character in that book, he's a Starman of the past). But every should get that Green Arrow has arrows. Come on.]

Fun Factor - ***
Despite the limited articulation, kids will love these figures. Some of the lesser-known heroes, like Starman, may not be favorites of theirs, but kids love superheroes in general, and they'll at least have seen them on the show. The lack of accessories in the three-packs aren't really an issue for kids, since they tend to lose those tiny bits of plastic within five minutes of removing them from the package. For collectors, who mainly display their figures, these figures are capable of that. Some of the figures do have weak ankles, however, due to the cheap plastic used in most mass-produced figures these days.

[Even spotting how much they reuse sculpts, I totally agree here. These characters are fun and colorful. This is also my last comment.]

Value - ***
As recently as a few months ago, the JL line was wretchedly overpriced. Mattel recognized this, and they corrected the problem. At $4.99 for a single figure and $10.99 for a three-pack, the price is just about right.

Overall - Brainiac: **, the rest: ***
Brainiac is the big stinker in this bunch, but the rest are solid. With the three-packs, you're bound to wind up with some duplicates of the core seven, but they're good use as custom fodder. And at the price, it's tough to complain too much about that. My one piece of advice, like I said before, is to skip Brainiac altogether, and hunt down the version from the Superman: TAS line. It's pretty cheap, and much better than this JLU version. The Justice League Unlimited line may not be Super Powers, but it's the closest we have. We're getting figures of characters I never would have expected to see in retail stores, and that's cool enough for me.

Things to watch out for -
No huge problems here. If you have the opportunity, take a few moments to examine the figures in the store to find the best paint jobs.

Score recap
Packaging: **
Sculpting: Dr. Fate, Green Arrow, Red Tornado, Aquaman, Starman, the Atom, :***1/2; Amazo: ***; Brainiac: **
Paint: ** 1/2
Articulation: Aquaman: ***, the rest: **
Accessories: The Atom, Green Arrow: ***, Dr. Fate: **, the rest: big fat 0
Fun Factor: ***
Value: ***
Overall: Brainiac: **, the rest: ***

Well it's about time


Hasbro Unveils the Hottest Toys and Games in New Shop-at-Home Catalog

PAWTUCKET, R.I. -- March 28, 2006 -- Fans of Hasbro Inc.'s (NYSE: HAS) vast portfolio of toy and game brands now have a new way to see and purchase their favorite products. This week, Hasbro unveils its first-ever direct-to-consumer catalog featuring some of the Company's best-loved toy and game brands, including TIGER ELECTRONICS, PLAYSKOOL, MY LITTLE PONY, STAR WARS, TRANSFORMERS, LITTLEST PET SHOP, MILTON BRADLEY and PARKER BROTHERS. A second consumer catalog will be mailed prior to the holiday season.

"With the strongest portfolio of toy and game brands in the business, Hasbro is providing consumers with a convenient way to shop for their favorite products in the comfort of their own home," said Ed Kriete, senior vice president of marketing for Hasbro. "And because Hasbro manufacturers products for kids and adults of all ages, consumers will find something on everyone's wish list."

The 68-page full-color catalog is broken down into four sections -- Preschool; Girls; Boys; and Electronics and Games -- making it easier for consumers to find what they are looking for. An "at-a-glance" section at the front of the catalog identifies all Hasbro brands found in the catalog.

The Preschool section leads off the catalog with a description of PLAYSKOOL's new AGES & STAGES system, which makes choosing the right toy at the right time easier than ever. The system uses a series of icons that illustrate what kind of play the toy encourages, such as "Let's Move," "Let's Figure it Out," and "Let's Discover."

The Girls section highlights several popular brands, including MY LITTLE PONY, LITTLEST PET SHOP and FURREAL FRIENDS. The Boys section showcases some of Hasbro's most well-known brands, including STAR WARS, TRANSFORMERS, G.I. JOE, NERF and SUPER SOAKER. And, the Electronics and Games section features products from the best-selling TIGER ELECTRONICS line and perennial favorites from PARKER BROTHERS, such as CLUE, TRIVIAL PURSUIT, MONOPOLY, SCRABBLE and YAHTZEE.

Hasbro is providing two ways for consumers to order the products featured in the catalog--by visiting their favorite toy and game retailer or by visiting www.hasbrotoyshop.com, the online toy and game store recently launched by Hasbro. Hasbrotoyshop.com offers consumers a rich immersive experience with the Company's extensive library of toys and games. Consumers can also sign up for special offers and promotions at the online store.

Hasbro (NYSE: HAS) is a worldwide leader in children's and family leisure time entertainment products and services, including the design, manufacture and marketing of games and toys ranging from traditional to high-tech. Both internationally and in the U.S., its PLAYSKOOL, TONKA, MILTON BRADLEY, PARKER BROTHERS, TIGER and WIZARDS OF THE COAST brands and products provide the highest quality and most recognizable play experiences in the world.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Secret Mojo Spices


JPX asked me to post what I assume is the next batch of Marvel Legends figures. I think I like my 10-year-old figure of Mojo better. In another example of too much detail, I present exhibit M: Mojo's hairy gut.

That old timey Iron Man, however, kicks all kinds of ass. Maybe I'll buy a Marvel Legends fig after all this time.

I'm not ruling out the Mojo, either.

It's the store's fault for making you want it so bad

MINNEAPOLIS Mar 28, 2006 (AP)— Devin Haskin isn't the first little boy to find the inside of a toy machine too enticing to resist. When the 3-year-old Austin, Minn., boy crawled through the discharge chute of a Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in his hometown, he ended up on the other side of the glass surrounded by stuffed animals.

Rescuers had to pry the door open to get Devin out, though the boy was in no hurry to leave.

"When we got it open, he didn't want to come out," Fire Chief Dan Wilson said Tuesday. "One of my firefighters had to reach inside and get him. He was happy in there."

Two years ago, a boy crawled inside a toy machine at a Piggly Wiggly in Sheboygan, Wis., and was rescued with the help of a locksmith. Last year, a toddler climbed into a toy machine at a Wal-Mart in Elkhart, Ind. Workers used tools to free the boy.

Ron Morocco, chief executive of Rock Management & Associates, a Spirit Lake, Iowa, company that owns the Godfather's restaurant in Austin, said the machine would be removed until the company talked to the manufacturer.

"We're very happy the young boy wasn't hurt," he said.

An official with Smart Industries Corp., a Des Moines company that makes the toy machine Devin crawled into, didn't immediately return a phone message Tuesday.

To use the toy machine, a player tries to grasp stuffed animals and other toys behind the glass by manipulating overhead claws.

Devin's mother, Heidi Haskin, declined to be interviewed Tuesday.

Wilson said there was a lot of activity at Godfather's on Sunday when the boy got inside the machine. He estimated that 75 to 100 people were in the restaurant when rescuers arrived and that three birthday parties were taking place. But there was plenty of air in the machine and people were taking pictures of Devin.

He said the gap Devin squeezed through was about 7 inches by 9 inches.


Gregg Aamot can be reached at gaamot(at)ap.org

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

He's got a new hat! I mean boots.

Here's Foul Moudama, the cute & wuffly Jedi from Clone Wars, and his "daddy" Muftak. Repaint! But with big ol' boots.

I'll probably go for this one, it's cute. But I wish they'd do the "animated" Clone Wars figs again. I bet the Ithorian (Hammerhead) Jedi will be the Hammerhead figure with Jedi togs.

Friday, March 17, 2006

The elusive, mythical Shamrock Shake


It wasn't going to happen again, not this year. McDonald's has long offered triple-thick "Shamrock Shakes" around St. Patrick's Day, but as the treats have become more elusive in more recent years, they've garnered a cult following on a level similar to Tori Amos, the simple difference being that people will still buy Shamrock Shakes when they hit 40. The desserts were sold at virtually at every McDonald's restaurant in their heyday, but their current range is far smaller, far more depressing. Since I started X-E, I've spent five years worth of March months crying in my filth, reading the endless notes from the fortunate many who live in areas where the Shamrock Shake is still given its yearly dose of respect. You see, where I live, there are no Shamrock Shakes. Not during December, May or November. Not even during March.

There is a significant Irish population in my town. There is a significant number of McDonald's restaurants in my town. Yet, there are no Shamrock Shakes. Not even during March. It's a fact that haunts me year after year, and a fact that doesn't process as such because, year after year, I hit every McDonald's in the whole damn city...just to be safe. As you might guess, this whole thing has become more than a simple pining for a good milkshake. It's a war. It's a life goal. It isn't so much about finding and devouring a Shamrock Shake and it is about just finding a Shamrock Shake, and this year, my resolve was strong and very proud of someone else's heritage: I was going to find Shamrock Shakes, even if I had to invent solar megaboots and electro-jump to fucking Ireland, where all the McDonald's restaurants serve blood sausage Big Macs on god damned soda bread.

I have a buddy at work who shares the obsession and the depression. Last year, we exploited the fact that nobody ever really mandated a lunch break time limit for us, and scoured New York City on the hunt for Shamrock Shakes. We had to have hit at least 4,000 McDonald's restaurants that day, and this includes prestigious areas where they still make McVeggie Burgers and tempt borderline racial activists with the Lamb McSpicy. All that, and we couldn't find a single Shamrock Shake. A week or so ago, he strolled into my cubicle-without-walls with a demeanor of pride and spite. "I got 'em," he said. "They're at that shitty, disgusting McDonald's you pass on the way into Atlantic City."

Motherfucker. So, we had a location. And he had a Shamrock Shake. Good for him. Despite some preliminary hopes, reality sunk in and I realized that a car ride to Atlantic City was absolutely not going to be in the cards for me in time for St. Patrick's Day, which isn't necessarily the cutoff point for Shamrock Shake Sales, but there's no sense in eating them after that because there won't be anyone left to be jealous of you. I would've driven 45 minutes on good word that a certain Ronald Roost held my ticket to ride, but I couldn't justify driving a four-hour round trip just to be able to tell my work friend, "I'm as good as you."

Thus began my research. Beginning with exhaustive online search engine sessions and ending with a bed of stupid phone calls, the free moments of my days and nights have recently been spent having phone conversations like this:

THEM: Hello, McDonald's, how can I help you?
ME: Do you sell Shamrock Shakes this year?
THEM: Excuse me?
ME: Shamrock Shakes. Do you sell Shamrock Shakes this year?
THEM: We have milkshakes.
ME: But are they green?
THEM: We are sending the police to come shoot you.

The McDonald's seen above was my last chance. I'd gone to all the others. I'd called every McDonald's in a 40 mile radius except this one. It got to the point where I was asking about Shamrock Shakes at Burger King, where worker bees do not respond well to flippancy. But this...this was just a mall McDonald's. A Spartan affair. A place that swears you said "cheeseburgers" no matter what you order because that's all they have to sell you. I was cautiously optimistic, and because it's such a cool sounding term, I lowly mouthed it to myself, right there in the mall. "Cautiously optimistic, cautiously optimistic." I got beat up for it.

Cautiously optimistic, I slowly marched towards the Last Hope of McDonaldland. My whole life flashed before my eyes, or in my head, and not just the decisively good and decisively bad stuff, but weird stuff, too. Like how I used to think that the 'cordin to our new arrival portion of the Mr. Belvedere theme referred to Wesley's birth and subsequent impact on his family's lives, when it would later be clear that the line referenced Belvedere himself. I don't know how the surly men knew what I was thinking about, but I got beat up for that too. Point is, the life flashing stuff reminded me that, to find a Shamrock Shake, perhaps I needed to understand its history first.

Presenting, the first-ever commercial for Shamrock Shakes. In its quintessential form, McDonaldland was a heavenly place where all of the chain's advertising mascots, from Ronald all the way down to Officer Big Mac, spent years going on thirty-second adventures and telling us what to eat. Though remnants of this happy land still exist in the decor of certain McDonald's restaurants and Internet tributes, the company has dropped everyone but the clown from their ad campaigns. Nowadays, McDonald's commercials geared towards kids generally feature Ronald and real children of real mixed ethnicities exercising in real world situations, partly to offset any fingered blames for the children's obesity epidemic, and partly because somebody high up at McDonald's thought that the webcam-esque shots of Ronald McDonald playing a generic DDR game would totally resonate with today's youth.

There hasn't been a Shamrock Shakes ad in years, but there hasn't been a Shamrock Shakes ad like this in decades. We kick off with Ronald and Grimace prancing through one of the many garden parks of McDonaldland, curious as to why everything's gone green. The butterflies are green, there's green footprints everywhere, and...well, that's pretty much it, but they're way impressed. I'd forgotten how crude Grimace looked in his early years, with oversized plastic googly eyes and felt eyebrows. He also seems less out of shape than later versions of Grimace; while he is indeed pear-shaped, this Grimace seems to attribute that more to an overall species body structure, while later Grimaces just looked like big fat slobs. As Ronald picks up one of the green footprints for closer inspection, I'm left amazed at how straight-facedly he was able to do that: It wasn't shtick, it wasn't played for laughs. Ronald just picks up footprints because that's what you do in McDonaldland. Wait until you find out who they belong to...

Uncle O'Grimacey! Whether he's a legit blood relative of Grimace or not is never clearly insinuated in the commercial, but the boys are nevertheless beside themselves to see Uncle O'Grimacey, whose appearance can only mean one thing: The return of Shamrock Shakes! O'Grimacey speaks in terrible Comedy Irish, sized and shaped like Grimace but with fuzzier, lime green fur and a vest lifted from an overweight Macy's cashier. A green fedora seals the deal and transforms Uncle O'Grimacey into a pop phenomenon, and Ronald decides that they should all celebrate with a round of you-know-whats at the local McDonald's. The implication is that it would be Ronald's treat, but I call bullshit, because everyone knows Ronald doesn't have to pay at McDonald's.

While Uncle O'Grimacey is a tad nightmarish on one hand, I must admit that he's also kind of infectious. He's one of those "cute" monsters, like Godzooky, or Gizmo, or old man Rolly Forbes from Amen.

As the gang settles outside McDonald's for a serious exercise in shake-eating, Uncle O'Grimacey leads the troops in the official Shamrock Shake theme song: "Shamrock Shakes, they're a beautiful green! The most beautiful green that we've ever seen!" Those aren't just the partial lyrics, either -- it's the whole song. Two damn lines. If time was an issue, couldn't they have trimmed five seconds from Ronald freaking out over the green butterflies to add another verse? I understand the theory behind leaving people wanting more, but come on...two lines? Only Fatboy Slim can get away with calling two lines a song.

The scope of McDonald's advertising campaign has critically shifted away from actually mentioning their food during the commercials. If they do, it's usually just to let everyone know that they SELL SALADS because it gets them off the hook for everything else they sell. They can get away with lard-related info more in the adult-targeted ads, but even so, it'd be really surprising to see any McD's television commercial highlight the return of a deathly unhealthy milkshake in this day and age. McDonald's food has in some ways become just another drug. It's easy to score, but you're not supposed to talk about it.

Click here to download the Shamrock Shakes commercial! (Thanks, Mystie!)

If Grimace can land himself a Shamrock Shake through nepotism, surely I can do the same by will of sheer drive and ambition. I refuse to go on living knowing that Grimace can do anything better than me, even if it's just finding Shamrock Shakes.

It was an unusually hot Saturday morning, and I was wearing a black sweater absolutely coated with cat hair. I hadn't shaved in a week. I was wearing sneakers with unsightly paint splatters all over them. And I was taking pictures of a McDonald's restaurant. In a crowded shopping mall. It wasn't among my proudest moments, but if McD's had what the heart wanted, it very well could've transformed into one. Hesitant to go inside in fear of crushing disappointment, I lingered from a safe distance for a few moments, making private deals with God. He didn't tell me he was listening, but he didn't tell me he wasn't listening, either. I stepped forward. One foot in front of the other, because I hate people who walk like ducks.

When my eyes adjusted and made sense of the portion of the marquee circled up above, I realized that the key to getting anything in this world is promising God that you'll build churches. I didn't say what size churches though, God. So start making people small enough to worship your ass in a 2D construction paper church.

It looked like...it could be...it might be...it was possibly...it very well may have...IT WAS! SHAMROCK SHAKES IN THE WOODBRIDGE MALL! SHAMROCK SHAKES -- THEY'RE A BEAUTIFUL GREEN! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GREEN THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! I spun, collected myself, and spun back in the right direction. In the distance, a child pointed at me and said, "Michael Jackson."

According to McDonald's website, the Shamrock Shake was born in 1970. This may or may not be true, because the website also claims that they're only sold in Ireland. The shakes are said to be "triple thick," tasting very much like chocolate chip mint ice cream melted down into milkshake form with the chocolate chips removed. So I guess we'd just call that "mint ice cream." The sign features a shake (which admittedly looks a lot cleaner and better represented than what the goo machine actually craps out) surrounded by a crown of mint leaves, and why the fuck that crown isn't made of clovers, I have no possible explanation.

As I waited on line for my shot at destiny, I noticed that a good amount of in-store eaters had ordered themselves Shamrock Shakes. I refuse to believe that so many people make McDonald's milkshakes a part of their biweekly fat fest, and attribute this high number solely to the irresistible promise of a limited edition toxic green milkshake.

My order-taker doubled as my drink-getter, and as I saw the holy pistachio piss pour into a cup that would ultimately be mine, my heart clogged with pride. We read, we hear and we see turmoil in this world everyday. We're led to think that it's time to collect our losses start civilization anew. It's insisted that cosmic deities will respond to our eventual global explosion with a half-interested "good riddance." I don't believe it, though. A world with Shamrock Shakes still has something to offer. We just need to make sure that everyone causing us trouble has access to them, because it's impossible to think of trouble when you're sizing up a Shamrock Shake. They're the most beautiful green that you've ever seen.

The green and white galaxy becomes a more unified green after mixing, and though the flavor can never live up to the hype, Shamrock Shakes are pretty darn good. The minty marvels are only available for a limited time, and only available at participating McDonald's restaurants, and only available at participating McDonald's restaurants with a working milkshake machine. Do not take them for granted just because granting is what leprechauns do and you're convinced that leprechauns have a hand in making Shamrock Shakes, because they don't. Also, word to the wise: Stick with the small or medium-sized shakes. I ordered a large, and I swear, there was enough Shamrock Shake for me to swim in. Great. Now I have to end this article early because I want to swim in Shamrock Shake.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Fan's Choice Poll: The Top 25 Characters Revealed


Fan's Choice Poll: The Top 25 Characters Revealed
Posted by Curto on March 15, 2006 at 10:38 AM CST:
ToyFare #105 is out today, and the Top 25 characters from the first part of the poll have been announced. If you've been following our daily countdown series, you might have spotted some of these characters already. While members of our forums got a sneak peek at the final list over the weekend thanks to a subscriber who got the issue a bit early, here is the official announcement of the top 25 characters YOU voted for!

Anakin Solo - Expanded Universe

Bastila Shan - Knights of the Old Republic

Clone Commander - Revenge of the Sith*

Commander Neyo - Revenge of the Sith

Corran Horn - Expanded Universe

Darth Malak - Knights of the Old Republic

Darth Maul - The Phantom Menace

Darth Nihilus - Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Darth Revan - Knights of the Old Republic

Exar Kun - Tales of the Jedi

Hermi Odle - Return of the Jedi

HK-47 - Knights of the Old Republic

Jacen Solo - Expanded Universe

Jaina Solo - Expanded Universe

Kir Kanos - Crimson Empire

Kyle Katarn (Jedi Knight) - Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II

Luke Skywalker - Return of the Jedi

Mara Jade Skywalker - New Jedi Order

Nom Anor - New Jedi Order

Padmé Amidala (Ilum cold gear) - Clone Wars

Padmé Amidala (Fireside black dress) - Attack of the Clones

Padmé Amidala (Naboo funeral) - Revenge of the Sith

Quinlan Vos - Star Wars: Republic

Willrow Hood ("Ice Cream Maker Guy") - The Empire Strikes Back

Yarna d'al Gargan - Return of the Jedi

* "Clone Commander" is the name given to this character (officially known as "Galactic Marine") because that is what he is called in the Star Wars: Battlefront II video game. So, it's not really a mistake...from a certain point of view.









For more details on all of these characters, head on over to Wizarduniverse.com and get ready to vote for your favorite character that YOU want to see made into an action figure in 2007.

It's interesting to see the number of characters from the Expanded Universe make the list. Perhaps that's something that Hasbro should seriously take a look at...FANS WANT EU FIGURES!

Not all fans of course..in fact, one of our forum members has dubbed the term SWINO (Star Wars In Name Only) when describing the characters not from the movies. No matter where your loyalties lie, be sure to vote for the character YOU want to see made.

Another interesting thing to make note of...the Galactic Marine ("Clone Commander"), Commander Neyo, Hermi Odle, Kir Kanos, Luke Skywalker, and Padmé Amidala (Ilum cold gear) are already on many rumor lists for figures to be made in 2006/2007. So vote accordingly... ;)