I've actually had this guy kicking around since before Zack was born, but I just took some pictures today. It's a robot helper for busy vampires who have appointments to keep during the day.
Comes equipped with air exchanger, on-board wifi connection, and patented Darkbomb security package.
In case of coffin breach, Darkbomb will automatically deploy, creating a dome of darkness fifty feet in diameter. Useful for escape or, barring that, vengeance.
Brought to you by the good folks at Osiris Ltd., making fine goods for the undead since... longer than we'd care to say.