Last August I did a decent job of letting my nieces and nephews play with the toys I'd snagged from my storage pace. I had everything accounted for until the last day, when my Luke Skywalker X-Wing pilot vanished. My suspicion that Luke wandered off gripped in some tiny fist was confirmed when we arrived home and I found my sister Casey's old iPhone in my kid's Lightning McQueen suitcase. One of her boys had wandered in to my room, spotted Luke, and made a trade.
Shortly afterwards we received the photo above...
I repsonded with the following. Han and Chewie arrive too late; the phone is being carried off by Jawas.
Leia arrives, fixing the situation. Han jumps like Shaggy into Chewbacca's arms.
There are a number of interesting figure lines coming from ReAction. One of the reasons that I haven't been posting here for a long time is because I haven't found any interesting toys out there. ReAction understands that toys are more fun when they are (a) Star Wars-sized and (b) not EXACT copies of the property. Here are some of the horror offerings (go to the link to see many more!).
Check out many more here,http://www.entertainmentearth.com/hitlist.asp?spotlight=3447
Ah, 1989. Tim Burton’s
Batman was a smash-success and D.C. was looking for a way to jump on the Bat’s
action figure coattails. Sure they put
out some crappy Batman figures and even poached a few from the Super Powers line
(shoddy revisions) but D.C. wanted to expand the new line even further. Relabeling and combining the Batman movie figures and Super Powers figures
“D.C. Comics Super Heroes”, D.C. unleashed arguably the single worst action
figure line of all time. At the time
they were noticeably bad but 25 years later it is astonishing to look at how
bad this line actually is.
The first wave was from the Batman film and included new
sculps of Batman and The Joker. In
addition we were offered “Bob the Goon”.
Batman is serviceable but the Joker looks ridiculous and Bob is simply
The second wave included Superman, Mister Freeze, Robin, The
Penguin and Wonder Woman. These were Super
Powers retreads and you might argue that they are really not that bad, however
that would simply be your Super Powers nostalgia kicking in. This wave also included The Riddler, a fairly
bland Robin repaint, and Lex Luthor, which might be the single worst action
figure ever created.
Wave 3 consisted of revised Super Powers Aquaman, Flash,
Green Lantern and Hawkman and perhaps the second worst figure ever made, Two
Face! I mean, look at that GIANT
coin. It has a “flipping” action but I
imagine it is either always heads or always tails. 1989-1990 was indeed a dark time for action
Yes, Yoda. While I adore my vintage collection of Kenner Star Wars figures, my favorite has always been the diminutive Jedi. Sure, you might attempt to argue that there are better choices (e.g. Boba Fett, the Cantina denizens, etc) but you would lose that argument. Why is the Yoda figure so great? There are many reasons, and I will go through them all. Accessories! Yoda comes with a cloth cape, a cane, a removable belt (with lightsaber hilt), and a fucking snake! The orange snake is better. That cloth cape! Yoda is the rare instance where the cloth cape works. Many times the cloth cape can make an action figure look like the Michelin Man , but Yoda's cape perfectly complements his small frame. Scale! Yoda is perfectly scaled with his taller brethren. Color! The bright green and the orange snake make this figure pop like no other. Face! His face is a close facsimile to the "real" thing and his peaceful expression reminds you that everything is going to be ok. Packaging! The perfect picture was chosen to showcase this perfect figure. I have had Yoda on my desk at home for a decade and his presence always makes me smile. Yoda is the best Kenner Star Wars figure.
From doomkick, In case you missed the original news a company called Super 7 is producing Alien figures based on the original Kenner prototypes made all those years ago. These figures have the 5 points of articulation that was standard at the time and basically fit in aesthetically with the Kenner Star Wars figures from the late 70′s and 80′s. They have even produced vintage style packaging and have come up with some incredibly creative ways of selling them including an Early Bird set in an homage to the original wave of Kenner figures. Now that alone would be great but it’s just about to explode from there into something I can’t even wrap my vintage 5 POA-loving head around. Enter FUNKO!
You should all be familiar with FUNKO. They produce some really great toys and have shown that they know how to scoop up an insane amount of licenses. They also know what properties collectors want and have proven time and time again that they mean business in the toy world. Their line of POPs is growing more and more popular and is easily available and affordable. The partnership of FUNKO and Super7 is like the joining of Hawk and Animal. These guys are going to be the Road Warriors of the toy world.
The plan is to take all of our money by producing 12 to 14 lines under the ReAction banner a year. You read that right, 12 to 14 lines! A YEAR! The lines that have been announced so far is like a dream list that most would never have thought to actually come to reality. Back to the Future, Aliens, Predator, Universal Monsters, Terminator 1 and 2, the Goonies, Escape from NY, Firefly, Dark Crystal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series) and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Most of these properties have never had a toy line and now they get to become what will surely be the biggest thing to hit in 2014, ReAction.
[JPX] These figures are a delightful throwback to a more innocent toy era. I prefer these to any modern Alien toys. They are designed to fit seamlessly with Star Wars-sized figures. Finally I can have my Love Boat Issac figure serve the Alien in my creature cantina!
Why do I love toys? Toys are the only objects besides works of art that exist just to be themselves; every other object I can think of has some main function. Toys are solid dreams; little chunks of The Adventure that you can take home with you and put on your nightstand.
I'd like to get this blog rolling again, so I'm combing through my photo library for all the toy-related pictures I've amassed. Both these pics are from our old apartment. Above you can see our cat Washington pondering some serious disruption.